25 ways to say "I'm Sorry"

1. Buy a game of Sorry and attach an apology to it.
2. Get on your knees and BEG for forgiveness!
3. Buy them an expensive gift
4. Spend an entire day doing only what they want to do
5. Send them chocolate roses - the more you send, the less mad they will be
6. Get several pieces of paper (we're talking A LOT!!) and write "I'm Sorry" on them and put them in places that they will find them
7. Write "I'm Sorry" in several different languages
8. Give them a piece of paper, or a small dry erase board with "I will never____ again" written 500 times - grade school style"
9. Call their voice mail or answering machine and say "I'm Sorry" and hang up. Do this several times until you think they've got the message.
10. Leave several "I'm sorry" messages on their alphanumerical pager
11. Go to the internet and send them as many free flower and "I'm Sorry" e-cards as you can find. Eventually they will get the picture.
12. Hire an airplane and have them write it in the sky or put it on a giant banner and fly around the city until your loved one sees it!
13. Give them a note with a list of all the reasons why they should forgive you and why you were wrong.
14. Offer to give them a back or foot rub every day for a week. A month? How about a year??? Every day for the rest of your life????!!??
15. OK, so you screwed up larger than life. It's time to go into debt and give them what they'll never be able to say "no" to. For her it would be a day at the spa or (gasp!) diamonds (she IS worth it, isn't she?). For him: Well, a big screen TV is a start, a couple of passes for 18 holes at a country club or golf resort, or something expensive that they've been eyeing for month (he IS worth it, isn't he?) :) - Let's just hope you never have to get to this stage :(
16. The best way to a man's heart is through is stomach! Take him to his favorite restaurant, or fix him all his favorite foods.
17. Buy a bunch of little (yet thoughtful) gifts and strategically place them where he/she can find them.
18. Cry if you have to!!
19. Write them a poem of apologies
20. Give them a Sour - themed bouquet and tell them you are sorry for being such a sour puss!
21. Write them a letter talking about how you first met, why you were attracted to them, why you have stayed with them, and how much you would love to continue to stay with them, and how wonderful you still think they are!
22. Send them our "After the Rain" gift and write a note saying "I am lower than dirt! Please forgive me!"
23. Send them suckers with a note saying, "What I did "Sucked" Please forgive me!"
24. Give them our Promises bouquet and promise never to hurt them again!
25. And finally, when you get really desperate, go up to your loved one, tell them that you couldn't imagine life without them, talk over the offense, tell them that you didn't mean to hurt their feelings, and promise to try to never do it again.

GOOD LUCK IN YOUR GROVELING!